Top 10 Signs Your 10-year-old son is gambling:
1. On a Date
He's dating a stripper.
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2. Sports Fanatic
He knows wayyyy too much about NFL yards-per-point differentials.
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3. Designer Clothing
He recently purchased a $2,000 sport coat.
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4. Free Food
The last time your family ate at McDonald's it was comped.
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5. He's Got Mail
The Flamingo sent him free airline tickets.
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6. School Trouble
While the rest of his classmates are learning multiplication tables,
he's already able to convert money lines into must-win percentages.
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7. School Trouble 2
He posted a line on his fourth grade spelling bee.
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8. Blackjack
When playing "Go Fish", he tried to double down.
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9. Outdoor Roulette
His backyard merry-go-'round has the numbers 1 thru 36 written on it,
plus a '0' and a '00'.
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10. Indoor Craps
He's been rolling his brother's blocks & yelling "7-come-eleven!"